#f1 text au

[verstappensrealwife]

POV: you’re ovulating… - F1 TEXT AU

— Warnings: sex talk.

(Incl, LN4, FA14, CL16, LS18, MV33, FC43, LH44, CS55, and OP81)

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Cringing myself out :)

[maxillness]

╰┈➤ Texts with your F1 boyfriend (But it’s based on messages between me and my bsf) (Part 1)

Feat :: Alex Albon, Nico Rosberg, Charles Leclerc, Sergio Perez, Daniel Ricciardo, Esteban Ocon, Sebastian Vettel, Kimi Räikkönen, Lance Stroll

Genre :: Crack and some suggestive

A/N :: Reader is Non-American with Charles and Danish with Danny

[papaya-twinks]

the flip - m.v

Warnings: death jokes, sex jokes, swearing

Pairing: Max Verstappen x fem!reader

A/N - this technically ain’t a fic

Super Max 🦁 - Hello wife 👋

Y/N - I am not your wife

Super Max 🦁- Hello girlfriend 😨

Y/N - I am not your girlfriend

Super Max 🦁 - Hello friend 😨😰

Y/N - I am not your friend

Super Max 🦁- Hello stranger 😨😰😥

Y/N - who is this

Super Max 🦁 - you know who I am 😡😡😡😡

Y/N - no I dont

Super Max 🦁 - okay complete stranger, what’s ur ops on me dating this rlly fit girl. He’s names like Y/N or smthn 🙄🙄

Y/N - you can’t date her

Super Max 🦁 - why the flip not

Y/N - im dating her

Super Max 🦁 - hm is that so? so where’s y/n and also wyw for dinner

Y/N - busy

Super Max 🦁- say “JKJK ILY MAX” rn baby 🙏😍

Y/N - she busy bro

Super Max 🦁- ask her what she wants for dinner tf

Y/N - she wants my dick

Super Max 🦁- toothpicks aren’t edible last time I checked

Y/N - 💀💀💀💀💀💀 u weren’t concerned I could be cheating, instead more concerned about dinner, wow 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Super Max 🦁- you??? cheat??? bitch bfr ur ass obsessed w me she lyin chat, the flip?!

Y/N - everyone point and laugh 🫵🤣. he thinks I like him 💀💀💀

Super Max 🦁- then leave me 😣😔😖, I mean nothing 😣😔😖, FUCK ANOTHER MAN 😔😣😖

Y/N - next thing you know, me and charles gonna be gang gang fr

Super Max 🦁- more like gang bang 💀💀💀

Y/N - blocked

Super Max 🦁- actually???

Y/N - yes

Super Max 🦁 - actually???

Y/N - yeah?

Super Max 🦁 - actually???

Y/N has blocked Max Verstappen

Y/N has unblocked Max Verstappen

Y/N - come back 🥺🥺🥺

Super Max 🦁- lets be gang gang

Y/N - fr